The Chocolate Cult has two finalists for the position of "Chocolate Coconut Acolyte". Both contacted your Chocolate Priestess yesterday and we are negotiating when to have the next stage of their Journey toward formal admission to the hierarchy of our Path.
Both Postulants will meet face to face with me and consume some of the sacred materials they might be asked to reveal to us all in the future. They will be instructed in the proper rituals and then required to write a full sensory description of their experience.
That is where all of you, Sisters and Brothers will play a vital role. Faith is personal and private, but Religion is a community rite. You, as an integral of our Fellowship must play your part. After this Trial, I will post both texts for your perusal and you will be asked to vote on the one most attuned to the goals of this Cult.
Turn in next week to voice your beliefs and help us continue to grow as we all walk this Path together.
Sisters and Brothers, may you too take the time to slowly appreciate what the Divine and human ingenuity have offered you in chocolate.